beemovieerotica:

thetalee:

“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”

I-

No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.

Originally posted by r4cs0

hollowslantern:

touches your shaved armpit please stop…for me 😢

theshitpostcalligrapher:

hatingongodot:

weenie-kun:

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

YOOO one of my fave comics is back i remember writing this card

k-simplex:

naamahdarling:

stupidpetface:

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

ssundiall-moved:

this video is making me lose it right now i cant stop replaying it its so funny

cybercerealkiller:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

secondlina:

I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~

Hiveworks Comics

It's time! Today is the day. Share the comic you've been working on all summer with the tag #MicroComicSummer

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transfem-juice:

typhus-andronicus:

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

I love all of these

boyhaunt:

boyhaunt:

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

she is all uncaring mouth but i’m giggling and twirling my hair over being swallowed whole

lunatic-hiya:

wow i guess i spent too much time on the internet today cuz for a second i read ‘crochet’ as like. crocodile heterosexual. just for a moment there

facelessoldgargoyle:

:

when sartre said “hell is other people” he failed to mention that heaven is also other people

Sartre said in 1971, “But that’s only that side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other.’ … Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven, on the other hand, is very simple—and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.”

letsrevince:

doubleca5t:

transmortifried:

transmortifried:

all these gay girls are like “wow i want a big lady to step on me” but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who’s much taller than her and making her submit??? where’s the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

WHERE’S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

the madagascar penguins are yuri, what’s not clicking?

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

badjokesbyjeff:

An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden; but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like wont be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa

A few days later he received this letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie

At 6 am the next morning, FBl agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie

Jeff I am BEGGING YOU to change your name